Revolutionary Stupidiotic Invention: Have Your Pizza On-the-Go

Ever have that feeling of sudden urge to eat a pizza while you are occupied with something, or when in the middle of a busy street? Well, you can now indulge the goodness in every bite of your favorite pizza with the newest invention of the humorous company, Stupidiotic.

Stupidiotic has now released to the market their latest invention--the "Portable Pizza Pouch". As the name implies, it does nothing but to keep a slice of your favorite pizza by your side wherever you may be.

The makers of the Portable Pizza Pouch are surely pizza fanatics themselves because they can relate to the sufferings of those who just can't get enough of the mouth-watering goodness of a pizza.

"No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a back-up slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch," said the company in its promotions for the pouch.

The company introduced their new crazy-but-useful invention on their website. The Portable Pizza Pouch is a durable, zip-lock sealing, neck-strap pouch which will keep your pizza pie slice always fresh and ready.

The product offers an additional feature besides being a portable pizza pouch. It can be the newest fashion trend, too.

"BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement," the company claimed.

The Portable Pizza Pouch is currently on-stock, but the company is requesting their valued customers to be patient in waiting for their order. This is because of the rapid growing demand for the Portable Pizza Pouch.

"Due to the sudden (understandable) popularity and limited stock on hand, these may not ship until Oct. 18. Be patient. Be strong. They will come," said the Stupidiotic team.

What are you waiting for? You know you want it. You can get it for only $8. If it's stupid and it works, then it is not stupid.

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